Donkey Boy: A Summary

This is Donkey Boy. He's been the main antagonist of Lazy Eyes ever since early 2009, although the concept of the character has been around since 2006. "Donkey Boy" is actually just a nickname. His real name is Edward Kal vahn II. His nickname is a reference to the ears and tail he exhibits, although most people would agree that his ears look more like that of a rabbit's. No one exactly knows where Donkey Boy comes from, when asked about his past he gets very defensive and shouts "I didn't ask to be a mutant freak of nature!" and then proceeds to tear up. While portraying clear signs of a high I.Q., Donkey Boy can be a bit of an idiot sometimes. He seems to lack common sense, and is usually aided in this area by his assistant, Agent LD. Donkey Boy has a high knowledge of gadgetry. He's the inventor of several weapons, and he even invented a type of transportation known as P.T., short for Portal Technology. He also appears to have control over a sort of space technology, which can be seen in him being able to fit his entire headquarters inside a tree. He enjoys flying around in what he calls the "Truffle Ship." In reality, the Truffle Ship is only a large black trunk with mechanical legs that has the ability to fly. Donkey Boy seems to only have two goals in life: kill Jonah, and take over the world. Why he wants to kill Jonah is still unclear to this day. He recently made an attempt at his second goal by trying to obtain an ancient 7,000 year old book known as The Artifact.  Legend said that the book had the meaning of life written in it, and Donkey Boy planned to use this knowledge to take over the world. How he would do this exactly is still also unclear. Donkey Boy is the leader of an evil organization known as W.A.F.L., (We Aren't Freaking Losers.) WAFL only consists of him, Agent LD, Agent Goteshé, Agent Deborah, and a host of mutated animals at Donkey Boy's disposal, known as Kalibaine Mutants. Until recently, Donkey Boy had gone missing, and was rumored to be dead. However, in September 2010 he made a return to his headquarters. There, he learned that he was being tracked down by several enemies. In order to throw them off, he initiated a command known as "Project Beta-3 Indigo." Beta-3 Indigo is mostly unknown. However, it may have something to do with DNA alteration, allowing Donkey Boy to go under complete disguise as another person.

Donkey Boy going through DNA changes under Project Beta-3 Indigo.