New Story

A new story from Lazy Eyes is underway right now. By the time you read this the story will be over 1.5% done being written and less than 0% done being turned into a book. The story may or may not feature a giant idiotic climax. (In other words, it will.) The story will focus on a recent chapter in our lives, and will have several homages to other stupid things that have gone on in the past few months. In the meantime, carry on with your meaningless and pointless lives.