New Story

A new story from Lazy Eyes is underway right now. By the time you read this the story will be over 1.5% done being written and less than 0% done being turned into a book. The story may or may not feature a giant idiotic climax. (In other words, it will.) The story will focus on a recent chapter in our lives, and will have several homages to other stupid things that have gone on in the past few months. In the meantime, carry on with your meaningless and pointless lives.

WWWTs is Going Aquatic

Walking with Weird Things is starting a new theme: underwater! The entire episode is wrapped around a strange pond that has mysteriously dried up. During the episode, the viewer will go a few months back in time to see what the pond was like before it dried up. They will follow several strange inhabitants of the pond, such as that kronosaur up there. By the end of the episode, the viewer will know the answer to the mystery of why the pond dried up, and what happened to the strange animals that lived in it.

First Lazy-Eyed Actress

When a female actress was needed for a new skit, Christie was the only one who said yes. Her first planned role is going to the character of Ann, a counciler from Life Teen. Christie's acting career started when she played the role as DOORGUARD #2 in a 5th grade shakespere play. Since her epic role as DOORGUARD #2, she's been on Spartan News for two years, playing epic chracters such as Ranger Rick and one of the secret agent girls. Look out for her in upcoming skits. Welcome the the Lazy-Eyed Team Christie!

Killer Deadly Eagle

Remember the killer deadly eagle from the Fall episode of Jonah's Wildlife Show? No? It's not suprising, especially because of the fact that only about one second of it was featured on the show. Well, now the killer deadly eagle has gotten a makeover, and is going to star in its very own episode of Walking w/ Weird Things. This is going to be the first time a featured animal is played by an animated character and a live animal.

The Adventures of William the Oompa-Loompa

The oompa-loompa skit is going to be uploaded soon on the website. It is arguably one of the most funniest skits around. Here's the story of how it all started...
Kevin K was bored in math class, and looked over his shoulder (for the 27th time that day) to see William yelling at Molly. "No you idiot! The square root of 49 is not a 45 year-old video game programmer! You are so stupid!" William shouted. "What ever dude," Molly said. She then turned her iPod on and started singing to it. Then it hit Kevin: "My name is William, I'm an Oompa-Loompa." Kevin soon told me after class. Then in yearbook class, since plan was in 8th grade that day, we made up the final two versus: "I have no fri-ends! And i've never experienced joy!" After that we didn't do much. But then on the final day of our beach vacation, we decided to record the song w/ William's voice. (You'll be able to find the song on the website.) We all thought it was so good that we decided to make a skit about it. We found some weird orange basketball shorts of mine and a multicolored striped shirt of mine. Then we took a large red microbead pillow and placed it ontop of his head. (A little known fact: that microbead pillow is the same pillow used for Santa's belly in the Spartan News Christmas special.) So now the skit and the song go together.

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This blog goes with the lazy eyes website @ https://sites.google.com/site/mohawkmamas/
Unlike the website, this blog goes deeper into the skits, books, and other things and shows you how we make 'em. It also has detailed stories about our other series like Walking with Wierd Things. Well, not yet, but it will...