We All Retire From Our Jobs Someday

It's been realized that Little Dog isn't getting and younger, and two days ago at age eleven he suffered a stroke, where he was temporarily paralyzed on his left side. He's recovering now, but this made us realize that Little Dog's days are numbered, and if he were to leave all of the sudden, it would crush his fans. So we decided to kill him off. And what's a better way to start off a new tv season by killing off a main character? But don't cry yet Mr. Tinkles fanatics, for we now have a new cast member joining our team and L-D's replacement: India Ink! So be on the lookout for the dramatic end of our favorite miniature pooch Mr. Tinkles.

Lazy-Eyed Newspaper?!

Geez! When are we gonna stop?! Now a newspaper? Are you kidding me?! Anyway, the first issue is up (this is a test issue by the way) if you like it comment if u do otherwise there wont be another issue ever again. (DUH DUH DUH!) To see a larger version of this click on the picture.

Season Four! Coming Christmas Day!!!

Season four is almost here!! Already one skit has been filmed for the great unveiling! I'm not telling what it's about, but your hint is this snapshot from the skit. For another hint, you get three words: free-spirited bird.

Updates Galore!

Alright! This blog has been majorley updated! New stuff @ your right (it's not really Mrs. Surridge just to tell you) , and a new picture @ the top. So I guess it wasnt updated that much. NOTE: If the Surridge thing offends or deeply scares you (like it does so many children every day), keep in mind that Lazy Eyes is all about being creative and original while being bad ass and crude at the same time (very hard thing to do here people!) So it's only one of the many offensive things we do for comedic reasons. Like "Our Main Brodas." 'Chillin in da hood broda! I'm oouutt!!'

There's Nothing Here

OOOHHH.... it's a blank poooooosssssttttt.......

New Storyboard/Animatic Movie

A new movie was added to the junk to download section at the site. It prevides a preview of what the actual WWWT's skit a Slug in the Grass will look like. Believe it or not, this skit, which takes place after the water episode, is coming further along than the water episode. The skit's about after the pond has dried up, and now it's been replaced with a miniature jungle of wild grass with a miniature ecosystem, where we see it in action with a miniature raptor that hides in the grass, or grassaptor.

I Found It!

Look ov'r here boys! I found it! I found the lost blog of Lazy Eyes! Yeah, so I guess I haven't updated this blog in awhile. Heh heh. Oops. Anyway, let's see, what can I update you on?... Well, we recently got a new update for our 3d animation program cheetah 3d. Click on the link to check it out if you're that bored. And we've been working on the new comic a little, and an additional 20 pages have been made (wish I could say the same for the Japan story.)

Easter Island Remake/Sequel

Escape From Easter Island, the new sequel to Loser Park, is being made right now! However, to bring Easter Island back to life from after two years, everything had to be made on the computer.
The above picture shows how Easter Island looked two years ago. The creatures were toys that were animated with my crappy stop-motion skills. But the bottom picture shows how Easter Island looks now. Nice huh? But wait a minute? Why does the ape have some robot-features on the bottom pic? Is that a laser-eye? I guess we'll find out more later...

First Day of School

Well, the first day of high school is over. And to tell you the truth, it wasn't that bad. It was actually okay. So, here's to a new chapter in our lives. Lets try not to screw it up like the last one. Haha.

Allosaur/Albertosaur Controversy

If you've seen both the King of the Forest episode of WWWT's and the Prehistoric Special on Spartan News, you may be wondering, are those two dinosaurs the same? Yes, both are from the same 3d model, but they have three differences. The first difference is their eyes. The one from WWWT's (left) has yellow eyes and pupils. The one from Spartan News (right) has evil red eyes. The second difference is that in WWWT's, the narrater (me)refers it as an allosaurus. But, in the Life Lessons with Jonah section of Spartan News, Jonah (me, yet again) calls it an albertosaurus. Now first, if you're normal, you have no freakin' idea what those two words mean. In short term, they're two different types of theropod dinosaurs (they both look like t-rex.) SO what is it exactly? It's an allosaur, and the story goes that Jonah (me) got confused. The third and final difference is the sounds they make. Why do they make different sounds? Because I couldn't acess the sounds from the school computer that's why. So, in the Prehistoric Special, we saw the Allosaur get sent back into time, but we also saw it kill a FROG in the woods miles away in WWWT's. Plus, the Loser Park website claims that it's one of the cloned dinosaurs. But Spartan News claims they got it with their time machine. So who's right? They both are. There are two different animals. The one allosaur cloned in Loser Park is still in the cruel forest, hunting all the animals it can eat, and the one that terrorized the school is now safe in the past, doing the same in a prehistoric jungle.

Pimp My House Dawg!

Pimp My House Dawg! is a skit created one day when me, Kevin K, and one of Kevin's old childhood friend's Simon were at Kevin's house being bored. I had brought my camcorder with me, and we were talking about what kind of skit we should film. Origionaly, Pimp My House Dawg! was going to be a spoof on HGTV shows, and we were going to "renovate" a room and make it look like crap at the end. But then one of us (I don't remember who) got the idea that we could turn it into a show like Cribs and Pimp My Ride. So we decided to combine the two. It's funny, cause it was me filming Kevin and Simon, and there was no script. They just made it as they went along. Like when Kevin made the remark of "I just got some safeway ____" it kind of shocked us. (Except for Kevin or course.) The room is actually Kevin's room.

Loser Park is Here

Loser Park, based on Jurassic Park, is a new comic from Lazy Eyes. It will be released in four seperate parts. Part one is already out, and part two will be out by the 24th. What's the plot you ask? The plot is I (Jonah) steal a large amount of DNA from an inidentified "source" and use it to clone dinosaurs for a theme park to make money. Like in the movie, I invite a few friends over to preview the park before I open it to the public. But something goes wrong... (of course.) A new site was created just for this comic, it can be found here. It also comes with fact files on all the dinosaurs featured n the comic. They files will be updated everytime the comic is. Go check it out!

New Hint

Who is this man? He's had a pretty big impact on the world. But more importantly, he's had a pretty big impact on the newest story. His name is not important, but his job is. He's the next big hint for the new story. To find out more about him and what his role may be in the story, go here. That's all for now...

Loser Park: How it Began

Let me take you back in time. Back when we all had high squeaky voices (except Kevin M. He just had a sorta-high one) Back into the year of... 2006! It was right after I was making the final episode for season one. Being the darling little sixth grader I was (don't say it) I had the idea that Lazy Eyes had been running so long (a whopping whole eight months people!) that I decided that a Lazy-Eyed movie should be made. I had hyped myself up so much about it I made a script for it. I had planned everything that was to be needed. One of the most expensive things was a 3d modeling program. Which I didn't have the money for.
So, a year passed, and around that same time of the year in 2007, the idea struck again. I got myself so hyped up (again. I'm just pitiful aren't I?) that I wrote a new script with the basic story in place. And this time, I had a 3d modeling program by my side.
And then it rained for three months.
And after those three months it was winter. All hope for a movie set in summer was lost.
So by December, I was doing what all kids do in the weeks of winter break: fight the bordom of the wait for Christmas. I still wanted to get the story the movie was based on out of my head somehow, but I didn't know how. Until I came across a nifty little comic book-making program. So I started making a comic book. Using a mixture of the 3d modeling program, the comic book-making program, and photoshop, I had started making a comic book. And now, eight months later, that comic book is done. It's titled Loser Park. What's it about? You'll know by the twentieth of August...

Deeper into REVENGE!

REVENGE! is the newest story hot off of the presses from Lazy Eyes. The story has a total of 30 chapters and is about 25 pages long. The story started when I was daydreaming about a few lazy-eyed members fooling around in the mall. Originally, Kalb and Christie where going to fight a biker gang for Christie's purse. But the idea was dropped by the idea that Kalb and Christie were a couple. That got me thinking about other couples, and my mind drifted off to Kevin M and Molly. Then it hit me: those were people Chris and I dated. At first I wanted to call Christie and convince her to help me break the two up for fun. But then it hit me (again): this was a great idea for a story. So I got on my computer and started typing. I had no idea how the story would end, I just knew I had to get it onto paper (or screen) while it was fresh. A few pages later, I got the idea of incorporating almost everything that happened from between the months of May-July into the story. So I went along with the story as I typed, and soon I had the story that's up for downloading today. It was also fun to make up the characters of Jordan, Apryl, and Sydney. The three are actually real people, but I've never met them. I don't even know what they looked like. So I made them up. They can be seen on the cover above. Although they aren't exactly the people who were in my head while I was writing the story, they do have that basic characteristics. The two people who aren't recognizable on the cover are Jordan and Apryl. Sydney didn't make it on the cover since her role was only about a page or two long. But anyway, everyone who has read it so far loves it, and I've been able to hook them to it so bad that one of them kept annoying me for more all day. He he. I kinda like this author thing.

Another Story

The images above are hints. For what? you may ask. Well, due to the rising popularity of the first story, called REVENGE!, a sequel is on the way. The above images are hints to what the story is about. Notice any similarities?

New Story

A new story from Lazy Eyes is underway right now. By the time you read this the story will be over 1.5% done being written and less than 0% done being turned into a book. The story may or may not feature a giant idiotic climax. (In other words, it will.) The story will focus on a recent chapter in our lives, and will have several homages to other stupid things that have gone on in the past few months. In the meantime, carry on with your meaningless and pointless lives.

WWWTs is Going Aquatic

Walking with Weird Things is starting a new theme: underwater! The entire episode is wrapped around a strange pond that has mysteriously dried up. During the episode, the viewer will go a few months back in time to see what the pond was like before it dried up. They will follow several strange inhabitants of the pond, such as that kronosaur up there. By the end of the episode, the viewer will know the answer to the mystery of why the pond dried up, and what happened to the strange animals that lived in it.

First Lazy-Eyed Actress

When a female actress was needed for a new skit, Christie was the only one who said yes. Her first planned role is going to the character of Ann, a counciler from Life Teen. Christie's acting career started when she played the role as DOORGUARD #2 in a 5th grade shakespere play. Since her epic role as DOORGUARD #2, she's been on Spartan News for two years, playing epic chracters such as Ranger Rick and one of the secret agent girls. Look out for her in upcoming skits. Welcome the the Lazy-Eyed Team Christie!

Killer Deadly Eagle

Remember the killer deadly eagle from the Fall episode of Jonah's Wildlife Show? No? It's not suprising, especially because of the fact that only about one second of it was featured on the show. Well, now the killer deadly eagle has gotten a makeover, and is going to star in its very own episode of Walking w/ Weird Things. This is going to be the first time a featured animal is played by an animated character and a live animal.

The Adventures of William the Oompa-Loompa

The oompa-loompa skit is going to be uploaded soon on the website. It is arguably one of the most funniest skits around. Here's the story of how it all started...
Kevin K was bored in math class, and looked over his shoulder (for the 27th time that day) to see William yelling at Molly. "No you idiot! The square root of 49 is not a 45 year-old video game programmer! You are so stupid!" William shouted. "What ever dude," Molly said. She then turned her iPod on and started singing to it. Then it hit Kevin: "My name is William, I'm an Oompa-Loompa." Kevin soon told me after class. Then in yearbook class, since plan was in 8th grade that day, we made up the final two versus: "I have no fri-ends! And i've never experienced joy!" After that we didn't do much. But then on the final day of our beach vacation, we decided to record the song w/ William's voice. (You'll be able to find the song on the website.) We all thought it was so good that we decided to make a skit about it. We found some weird orange basketball shorts of mine and a multicolored striped shirt of mine. Then we took a large red microbead pillow and placed it ontop of his head. (A little known fact: that microbead pillow is the same pillow used for Santa's belly in the Spartan News Christmas special.) So now the skit and the song go together.

Welcome To The Lazy-Eyed Blog

This blog goes with the lazy eyes website @ https://sites.google.com/site/mohawkmamas/
Unlike the website, this blog goes deeper into the skits, books, and other things and shows you how we make 'em. It also has detailed stories about our other series like Walking with Wierd Things. Well, not yet, but it will...