I'm a Bad Person

Why exactly? Cuz the last blog I did was in September! Oh well, I've never been one with continuity. For an update, I'll tell you the following: Season Four has ended, having gone out with a bang in the tree-part special The Artifact. A new bloopers is up.... that's about it. Heh heh, yeeeaaaaah.

Dance Your Bench Off!!

Recently we've been fooling around with the "fast motion" effect on iMovie. And we forgot how freakin' fun it is!!! Cuz of that we made the new skit Bench Off!, which tells the story of how one day at the park turns deadly. Jonah and his friend Amber (who just happens to be his radtastic dancer partner) get challenged by the playground bully for a bench, and it's the ultimate dance battle that park has ever seen! (We danced to the song Dota in fast motion heh heh.)

AAEEII!! DOLPHINS!!

Lazy Eyes has recently been doing some remakes of a few of the English language's classic stories. We're talking of course about Lazy Eyes Plunges into Literature, the latest sketch from Lazy Eyes. It's yet another two-man show featuring Kevin and Jonah. This time they're remaking Gulliver's Travels, Treasure Island, and Tom Sawyer. Hidden inside this massive sketch is a homage to a previous skit from season one. The unnamed sailor (although he isn't imaginary this time) and his enemies the killer dolphins make a comeback, and this time the dolphins are animated!
(Top pic: snapshot of the newly-enhanced killer dolphins. We're sorry to say that the killer eel isn't making a comeback along with the dolphins... yet.
Bottom pic: snapshot from Imaginary Sailor from season one.)

New Cast-Member: David

Yes that's right, Lazy Eyes has just got another cast-member! Whooo!! We first meet David playing the role of Rudy, Mr. Sassafrass's young and cheery sidekick. Although for reasons we're calling Mr. Sassafrass "Mr. S" in case the main inspiration for Sassafrass finds out about our little mockery of him, and that'd be the end of Lazy Eyes. The newest Lazy Eyes skit is a recycled skit called Story Time, where British Jonah reads the viewer a story from "a magical book that has a new story eaqch time you open it." The skit was previously called Give in to Christian, and had more of the Anti-Goth meeting Mr. S held (the video they watched was shown and Julian turned on Amanda by being converted into a Christian.) However, these scenes were cut because they were deemed too dark, and the story time side-story was added instead.

Recasting

Yes it's that time of year again, the time Lazy Eyes gets some new actors for the show. In this year's new cast, Kevin and Jonah are joined by the charming Amanda and the schizophrenic Julian. Amanda is the first official Lazy-Eyed actress, whist Julian is the first official professional actor featured on Lazy Eyes Inc. At the moment, they can be seen in Destination Spoof and Return of the Tekkiez. Be on the lookout for Manda and Julian in more Lazy Eyes sketches in the near future, and they aren't the only new actors and actresses coming to Lazy Eyes...

Mr. Sassafrass

Meet Mr. Sassafrass. He's a part-time history teacher, full time christian. We first meet Mr. Sassafrass in the skit titled Mr. Sassafrass (go figure.) Mr. Sassafrass posts fliers all around the city that say that executive wii material can be purchased at his home. When Paul and Kevin arrive he traps them and reveals that he's really hosting a "Wiiaholics Anonymus" meeting, or "WA." After several unsucessful attempts at trying to help the two get over their addiction to wiis, he yells at Kevin and storms of after giving the two a lecture on how they will fail on life. Rumor has it that this skit is the best one so far, leaving everyone who has seen it using the word "Sassafrass!"

Hamilton Hell: Postponed

Yes well as you can see, I haven't updated in quite awhile, so excpect the story to be finished sometime in the future (I say ooh... 2011 maybe?)

The Second Story: FINALLY HERE!!!

Well, it's actually been out since December. But you know, I forget about stuff. Remember? The story I was so hyped about, in August? Yeah, that one! Well, it's finally out. What's it about? Kevin and I go to Japan to retrieve a something special, but someone's tagging along... We also make a new friend along the way, his name is NO. What do the N and the O stand for? Well I guess you'll have to read the story to find out...

la Fea Ranaita

la Fea Ranaita, the skit's name and the name of the antagonist as well, is about four idiots who are hunted two by two in the forest (this is kinda becoming a pattern: two or more idiots, one monster, and a forest.) la Fea Ranaita actually means "The Ugly Miss Frog" in spanish. The antagonist is a deadly amphibian known as a F.R.O.G. (standing for several foul words that won't be typed on this blog) that carries a desease that turns people into F.R.O.G.s. In the end it turns out the entire skit is one big commercial, suggesting that you should destroy any F.R.O.G.s you see. Making this skit was not easy. Filming it was, but editing it was horrible because of the use of a second camera to film, that added widescreen bars on the top and bottom of the screen. But thanks to the Apple Gods, iMovie has a video-bar effect, so I guess you could say it was a happy ending (except for the four idiots who got eaten by the F.R.O.G.)

Don't Go out in the Woods After Dark

In our latest skit, two teenage idiots go into the woods with a camera to film one of them doing an "awesome trick." We never get to see the trick be performed, because halfway into the woods, something starts to follow them. Whatever is following them manages to make them turn on each other, and ambushes them until striking, and it takes one of them away, being only caught on their camera for a brief second. By then, we realize that the cryptic enigma stalking them is none other than... Cuddles! In this skit, The Scared Bitch Project, we get to see Cuddles's darker side, as he hunts down the two idiots one by one... This skit isn't like anything else we've done, it's way more creepy, but it has enough comedy to lighten the mood, until the end that is...

(The Scared Bitch Project was recycled for a Lazy Eyed Halloween Special Double Feature!)

A Slug in the Grass: Coming Soon!!!

A Slug in the Grass is the first new episode of season three of WWWTs. It features the events of what happened after the pond dried up. It's not too long, but it's a great start to the new season of Walking with Weird Things. Here's to a great new season!

Writing Activity: DIARY OF A CASTAWAY W/ THE SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON. GO!!!

3/14/09
DAY THIRTY-TWO

Dear Diary, I think I'm actually going to kill these people. All they do all day is build more tree houses out of jungle branches. Singing, cheery songs. Of joy. And then at night they sit around a new campfire they build for that night and sing campfire songs. Of joy. As a family. It sickens me. And then they invite me to join them in their little ceremony. Of joy. Dear God, why did this happen to me? Why did that damn plane crash on this island?! No one has come to rescue us, and all these people do is plot their next move on a band of pirates that have been circling the island. Maybe I should try to join them. At least they don't sing campfire songs.

Planet Weird

Season 2 of WWWTs has come to a close, as Planet Weird has recently been created. It only has one extra skit, about a small pond. The dvd is out now.