Allosaur/Albertosaur Controversy

If you've seen both the King of the Forest episode of WWWT's and the Prehistoric Special on Spartan News, you may be wondering, are those two dinosaurs the same? Yes, both are from the same 3d model, but they have three differences. The first difference is their eyes. The one from WWWT's (left) has yellow eyes and pupils. The one from Spartan News (right) has evil red eyes. The second difference is that in WWWT's, the narrater (me)refers it as an allosaurus. But, in the Life Lessons with Jonah section of Spartan News, Jonah (me, yet again) calls it an albertosaurus. Now first, if you're normal, you have no freakin' idea what those two words mean. In short term, they're two different types of theropod dinosaurs (they both look like t-rex.) SO what is it exactly? It's an allosaur, and the story goes that Jonah (me) got confused. The third and final difference is the sounds they make. Why do they make different sounds? Because I couldn't acess the sounds from the school computer that's why. So, in the Prehistoric Special, we saw the Allosaur get sent back into time, but we also saw it kill a FROG in the woods miles away in WWWT's. Plus, the Loser Park website claims that it's one of the cloned dinosaurs. But Spartan News claims they got it with their time machine. So who's right? They both are. There are two different animals. The one allosaur cloned in Loser Park is still in the cruel forest, hunting all the animals it can eat, and the one that terrorized the school is now safe in the past, doing the same in a prehistoric jungle.

Pimp My House Dawg!

Pimp My House Dawg! is a skit created one day when me, Kevin K, and one of Kevin's old childhood friend's Simon were at Kevin's house being bored. I had brought my camcorder with me, and we were talking about what kind of skit we should film. Origionaly, Pimp My House Dawg! was going to be a spoof on HGTV shows, and we were going to "renovate" a room and make it look like crap at the end. But then one of us (I don't remember who) got the idea that we could turn it into a show like Cribs and Pimp My Ride. So we decided to combine the two. It's funny, cause it was me filming Kevin and Simon, and there was no script. They just made it as they went along. Like when Kevin made the remark of "I just got some safeway ____" it kind of shocked us. (Except for Kevin or course.) The room is actually Kevin's room.

Loser Park is Here

Loser Park, based on Jurassic Park, is a new comic from Lazy Eyes. It will be released in four seperate parts. Part one is already out, and part two will be out by the 24th. What's the plot you ask? The plot is I (Jonah) steal a large amount of DNA from an inidentified "source" and use it to clone dinosaurs for a theme park to make money. Like in the movie, I invite a few friends over to preview the park before I open it to the public. But something goes wrong... (of course.) A new site was created just for this comic, it can be found here. It also comes with fact files on all the dinosaurs featured n the comic. They files will be updated everytime the comic is. Go check it out!

New Hint

Who is this man? He's had a pretty big impact on the world. But more importantly, he's had a pretty big impact on the newest story. His name is not important, but his job is. He's the next big hint for the new story. To find out more about him and what his role may be in the story, go here. That's all for now...

Loser Park: How it Began

Let me take you back in time. Back when we all had high squeaky voices (except Kevin M. He just had a sorta-high one) Back into the year of... 2006! It was right after I was making the final episode for season one. Being the darling little sixth grader I was (don't say it) I had the idea that Lazy Eyes had been running so long (a whopping whole eight months people!) that I decided that a Lazy-Eyed movie should be made. I had hyped myself up so much about it I made a script for it. I had planned everything that was to be needed. One of the most expensive things was a 3d modeling program. Which I didn't have the money for.
So, a year passed, and around that same time of the year in 2007, the idea struck again. I got myself so hyped up (again. I'm just pitiful aren't I?) that I wrote a new script with the basic story in place. And this time, I had a 3d modeling program by my side.
And then it rained for three months.
And after those three months it was winter. All hope for a movie set in summer was lost.
So by December, I was doing what all kids do in the weeks of winter break: fight the bordom of the wait for Christmas. I still wanted to get the story the movie was based on out of my head somehow, but I didn't know how. Until I came across a nifty little comic book-making program. So I started making a comic book. Using a mixture of the 3d modeling program, the comic book-making program, and photoshop, I had started making a comic book. And now, eight months later, that comic book is done. It's titled Loser Park. What's it about? You'll know by the twentieth of August...

Deeper into REVENGE!

REVENGE! is the newest story hot off of the presses from Lazy Eyes. The story has a total of 30 chapters and is about 25 pages long. The story started when I was daydreaming about a few lazy-eyed members fooling around in the mall. Originally, Kalb and Christie where going to fight a biker gang for Christie's purse. But the idea was dropped by the idea that Kalb and Christie were a couple. That got me thinking about other couples, and my mind drifted off to Kevin M and Molly. Then it hit me: those were people Chris and I dated. At first I wanted to call Christie and convince her to help me break the two up for fun. But then it hit me (again): this was a great idea for a story. So I got on my computer and started typing. I had no idea how the story would end, I just knew I had to get it onto paper (or screen) while it was fresh. A few pages later, I got the idea of incorporating almost everything that happened from between the months of May-July into the story. So I went along with the story as I typed, and soon I had the story that's up for downloading today. It was also fun to make up the characters of Jordan, Apryl, and Sydney. The three are actually real people, but I've never met them. I don't even know what they looked like. So I made them up. They can be seen on the cover above. Although they aren't exactly the people who were in my head while I was writing the story, they do have that basic characteristics. The two people who aren't recognizable on the cover are Jordan and Apryl. Sydney didn't make it on the cover since her role was only about a page or two long. But anyway, everyone who has read it so far loves it, and I've been able to hook them to it so bad that one of them kept annoying me for more all day. He he. I kinda like this author thing.

Another Story

The images above are hints. For what? you may ask. Well, due to the rising popularity of the first story, called REVENGE!, a sequel is on the way. The above images are hints to what the story is about. Notice any similarities?